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"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"
-- Dick Clark
"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
-- Mickey Rooney
"Of those who say nothing, few are silent."
-- Thomas Neill
"A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing."
-- Alexander Hamilton
"Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does."
-- Bill Nye
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
-- Henny Youngman
"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do."
-- Dylan Thomas
"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite."
-- Paul Dirac
"Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions."
-- Evan Esar
"When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained."
-- Edward R. Murrow
"Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, /And think they grow immortal as they quote."
-- Edward Young
"Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there."
-- Clare Booth Luce
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